my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Two words: blizzard sex
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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