Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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