I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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