Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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