Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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