Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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