I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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