Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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