i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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