yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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