trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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