The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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