He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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