It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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