Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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