Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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