Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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