I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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