we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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