Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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