Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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