I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy