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  Rock

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  Scissors

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  Fuck

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• (845): View more from New York

  I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Everything we own is covered in grass and KY

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• (214): View more from Texas

  hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?

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  just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day

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  Who do you have class with??

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  The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy

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