Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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