He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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