what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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