her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We're too hungover to prance.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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