i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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