dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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