No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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