I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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