She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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