This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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