Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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