You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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