they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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