dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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