the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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