What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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