And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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