if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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