So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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