do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think my moral compass just broke
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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