Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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