Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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