med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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