the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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