So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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