I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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