Your face is a jimmy john
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
only if we run a train.
done.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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