i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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