What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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