it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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