i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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