i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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