That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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