belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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